Sunday, June 6, 2010

Universal Truths of June

  • Horses cannot outrun horse flies. I don't know why I even try. Also, a direct hit with a fly swatter will NOT kill a horse fly. Oh- and they can draw blood.

  • You can tell how bad the humidity is when your sunglasses fog up on you.

  • As much as country music idolizes "down by the river"... stereotypes become TRUE down by the river. Just something to keep in mind.

  • No matter how slow you move- having sweat marks is GOING to happen. Might as well look like you were trying to exercise anyway.

1 comment:

Ash said...

No joke - the other day I karate-chopped a horsefly to the floor and stomped his butt dead. Mom is witness. It was awesomness incarnate.